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One two. One two. Can you all hear me out there?

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It's almost six o'clock. Welcome to drive time with me.

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None other than me. Connor Williams.

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How's it going, guys?

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Newstalk Traffic and Travel.

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Just eat. Dinner ideas stuck in second gear.

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Just eat.ie, guys.

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Okay, well, as always, on a Tuesday, down to earth, our resident environmentalist, Dr. Carol Gustenberg, will be joining me in about an hour's time to talk about what today?

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Well, Ivan, the biggest question I get asked is what can I as an individual do to reduce my carbon footprint and address climate change?

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And so I've been hesitant to answer that question because it's a little bit complicated, but that's what we're going to talk about today.

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So it's about calculating your footprint, is it?

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It's about knowing your carbon footprint, so how much greenhouse gases you emit in your household every year.

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It is very measurable, and we'll talk about where you can measure it and how you can get it out.

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So that would be everything from heating your home, the amount of commuting you do.

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You eat and so on.

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"I'll give you a story, display name Goose."

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"The oldest committees are still beavering away."

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You just acquired the Crystal Galaxid Black Paint item.

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The paint items you acquire can be used in GT Auto to paint your car's body or wheels.

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Using them will cost a few creds.

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That's nothing.

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It's not going to damage the trust fund, the backslash, and also the Zurich Pension Pot.

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The massive pot of money I've been snail pacing away in the backyard of my 52 acre luxury estate.

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And luckily, none of you can gain access to that estate because it's perimeter walled off by a solid, solid, solid, solid silver electrified fence made out of pure silver.

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So, Ivan Yates is invited.

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Basically, the approach that we have taken, which we outlined in our written submission, is in line with a lot of other countries in the world has done for dealing with the rural connectivity gap.

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So, in terms of how we can do it, we have benchmarked our approach in the interventions that other countries have led quite successfully.

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And we go outside, venture outside the pizza.

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And we go outside, venture outside the pizza.

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It's almost 65% of the road.

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They've got 95% and they're moving for the last remaining 5% to a mixed approach, which is what we have outlined in our submission and our alternative with the MBP.

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So, it's a hybrid approach using a mixture of fibre optic technology and well-established improvement broadband radio technology, which has been around for 20 years.

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Marching penguins.

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Marching penguins.

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That effigy is none of them.

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And also, flags of the Ivory Coast in a misjudged attempt to sabotage thoughts and feelings of those from the Republic.

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Thank you very much.

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That Francis Papacubar comes sweet little beast.

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It's actually my hat I got from, I got a silver star.

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But, sorry there.

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Is it 3G, 4G?

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Look, I had a blast in Silverstone.

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My ears are blown out from the V, V8, V7, V6 engines.

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I got this hat there the last day.

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Turn the radio down.

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You couldn't see it.

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What about this?

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We're doing some of this as well.

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The hat I acquired from Silverstone.

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I'm actually going to be using it for a model shoot that I'm going to be doing this week for Bill Cullen's motor sales.

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Regional internet service provide.

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Let me turn this music down, sorry.

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Yeah, I'm working on my range at the moment.

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I'm actually going to be working on my range inside a Range Rover Evoque.

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It's going to be a real top, top dollar cruiser of a week.

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Sorry there about the audio.

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It was a complete mishmash of jazzy beats and Ivan Yates soundscape.

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simply watch this and keep your ears open.

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"Leprechaun"

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"Who do you actually think you are?"

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It's almost six o'clock.

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That's anybody's guess.

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It's a process.

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We can put it out in the public domain and we can make the argument.

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We're still in a tender process.

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That's the whole point of being in a tender process is to tease out issues

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and uncover alternative methods or cheaper methods of doing things.

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Why didn't you enter into the competition in the first place?

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Why are you coming after the event?

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Because as you know, with Ciro and with AIR and all the people, they were originally in and they pulled out.

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Why didn't you enter into that competition?

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So at the start of the process, several regional ISPs did engage.

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The restrictions on the NBP were twofold.

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One, it either had to be fibre to the door or it's an all fibre network,

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or it could be done wirelessly, but you had to use what's called licensed spectrum.

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So you had to buy part of the airways of Ireland and you had to buy that licence nationally.

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Now those licences can be 70 plus million euro depending on what part of the airwaves you're purchasing.

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This model is very different to other countries which will sell parts of the spectrum, parts of the airwaves regionally.

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So they'll sell the urban, the towns and the cities to the mobile network operators

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and in the regional areas they'll divvy it up and give it to regional internet service providers to provide rural access.

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A little bit upset here, Guy.

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Regional ISPs.

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Because the Iger Nord 1 track which I wanted to race, unfortunately I don't have the dirt tyres for any of the Mercedes which I own.

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Gran Turismo doesn't have an extensive range of Mercedes in which you can use dirt tyres to drive that track.

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So I'm being held hostage here by the game makers.

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They haven't included the tarmac track which you get in the actual special mode of GT.

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But you do get...

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You do get a dirt track but that's... oh wait a sec... short track here we go.

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Cable.

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So that program was a fibre optic.

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That was their equivalent of the national broadband plan.

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It was for 442 million euros.

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It was for 442 million euros.

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I thought it's got a little report.

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There she is.

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What a beautiful mountain.

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Sadly...

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Sadly...

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The mountain which John's father lost his footing on slipped and bit the dust.

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We're never sitting there thinking they would do 100% via fibre optic.

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And as I look upon the mighty Iger in the Junfra region of the Swiss Alps, I am taken back to the moments before.

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And when myself and John took the pedal train up there, I simply said to John, have some San Pellegrino.

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And also...

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Enjoy your time in the mountains.

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The Scottish government will pay a maximum grand figure.

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They haven't...

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Give my love to your father.

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And 3,000 sterling.

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And what will happen...

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Little did I know that was the last time...

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John was ever going to get to see his father.

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In fact, he didn't get to see his father.

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Because when he got up to the... near the foot of the mighty Iger...

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I had to inform John...

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Of the bad, bad, bad news.

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It was a complete 360 degree bad buzz.

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And I told John that.

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I said, "Look John, sit down.

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There's been a bad buzz."

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He said, "What's going on?"

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I said, "That was the Mountain Police.

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It's your father."

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He was up the fucking North Face.

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Trying to free solo it.

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At the age of 85.

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He thought he was the next Alex Honnold.

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But he was nothing.

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He lost his Alex foothold.

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Slipped.

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Tumbled down.

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Like a solitary spud.

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Bouncing and pinging off the mountain.

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Ping pong.

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Ding-a-ling-a-ling-dong.

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Bing-bing-bang-pong.

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And John said, "What are you saying Connor?"

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I said, "I'm just making noises John.

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Making noises to try and take the pain away from the knowledge that your father has sadly passed."

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He just couldn't Arnold onto the mountain.

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But, um...

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Yeah, you're asking about the hat.

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Got this in Silverstone the other day.

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It was a mad week.

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The March of Time sadly goes on.

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Just like the March of the Penguins.

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Which happened on July the 12th in Belfast.

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Up around Shank Hill.

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500 Apprentice Boy Penguins.

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Clad in lovely orange sashes.

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And silk white gloves.

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They had 50 megabits on their flaps, their wings.

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They waddled down.

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Passed a load of...

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What would you call those murals?

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And then went back to a glacier, an icebox, icehouse room.

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We managed to import a 55 megaton glacier down to the ice hockey arena down there in Belfast for the Penguins.

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And they slept there overnight after a heavy day marching and playing whistles.

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And then we were off to Silverstone to watch Lewis, the loopity-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-banger Hamilton,

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not his first, not his second, not his third, not his fourth or his fifth, but his sixth Grand Prix British.

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There were no bonfires for the Penguins, but they did try and make one.

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The Apprentice Penguins did try and make a 50-stack pallet bonfire, which had an effigy of Jeremy Adams on top.

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And none other than a flag, the trickler of the Ivory Coast, in a misjudged attempt to hurt the thoughts, feelings, and hearts of many a Republican.

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But it failed due to a lack of foresight on the Penguins, who ended up offending Africa.

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And a Didier... Didier... Didier... None other than Didier Drogba, who...

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Who flew over on a private jet to dish out a lethal bollocking upon the Penguins, who were holed up in the Odyssey Arena overnight.

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It was the only way we could keep those little guys cold, because it was such a warm July the 12th.

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And, um... Yeah, Drogba turned up then, saying to the Peng... And he just went into the dressing room... And said...

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What the hell is wrong, guys? You've upset the Ivory Coast. You should be a fucking shame to yourselves. The heck of you!

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And, um... Yeah, they all looked sullen. The Penguins just looked sullen down at their flappy feet.

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Webbed feet.

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And, uh... Myself and Drog hit the goose. We hit that goose hard.

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Um... You know, that was... That's his mantra as well. Goose hard.

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Live fast. Goose hard.

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Die. Don't die young.

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Die old.

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But live fast.

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Um... And wear a seatbelt. Always wear a seatbelt.

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And never drink and drive.

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But look at that hotel. Have you seen that hotel in the back? You missed it there.

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An absolutely beautiful place to be.

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A beautiful place to sip Sam Pell crisp on a midsummer's evening.

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As you watch a Mercedes McLaren...

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Bomb it round the track.

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Live fast. Die old. Enjoy pension.

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As Bruno says.

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Welcome to Drive Time.

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With me, Connor Williams.

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Incorporating Mark Dargan.

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Or call us now...

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And Yurti Ahern.

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And Max Darwin too.

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Yeah.

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Let's do this.

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You heard this.

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Seriously.

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It's too big to miss.

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There must be life...

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The Euromians jackpot is an estimated 100 million euro.

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Business today.

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Thanks to Davey.

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At Davey, we talk about life before we talk about finance.

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Davey Finance.

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It's not just business.

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It's personal.

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It's not just business.

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It's Davey.

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Business editor rejoins us.

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Now we're speaking to Nigel Farage earlier about what Boris would do in relation to the withdrawal agreement and Brexit.

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But one thing is certain.

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Brexit, whatever the outcome is, the impact on sterling is devastating.

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Our food exporters, it's really impacting our British visitors coming here.

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Revenue is down.

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Today has been a particularly bad day on the markets.

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Bad day today is right, Ivan.

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Sterling hit its lowest level versus the euro in six months.

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90.5 pence to the euro at one point.

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And sterling was at its lowest versus the dollar in more than two years.

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Now, why is this happening?

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It's because investors are getting increasingly concerned that we're looking at a no deal.

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There was a conservative leadership debate last night.

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Both Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt said basically that they want to renegotiate the backstop.

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And they think the backstop is dead.

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So it was viewed really as a significant hardening.

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The backstop is as dead as the proverbial dodo.

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People are spooked.

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You know, our own politicians.

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People are spooked.

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You know, the mountains are beautiful.

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Likely now.

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And that's going to have a negative impact on sterling.

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And as you mentioned, on Irish farmers and others who are exporting to the UK.

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Yeah.

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What I'd lean today from if this Ursula won as elected president for Yonker, that we are talking about another extension.

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Because they're not going to give him any suck on the withdrawal.

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They're not sucking.

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And unless there's some particular movement across the air of sea on the backstop, then it'll just be rolled again.

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Yeah.

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Or general election of Britain.

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And Boris Johnson has a bit of a track record as a bottler, doesn't he?

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I mean, he bottled going for the leadership last time around when Theresa May eventually won.

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I think he'd bottle it on no deal.

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I know he's saying he wants to take them out.

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Come hell or high water by October 31st.

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By hook or by crook.

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I don't see it happening.

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All right.

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Now, Ryanair, they've been caught up in this Boeing 737 Max new planes issue.

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What's exactly the problem?

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Get yourself into pole position.

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Where do you want to be when the pension drops?

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You want to be behind the wheel of a McLaren Mercedes doing hairpin turns up in the Grindelwald Valley.

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Which they're going to be receiving these Boeing planes is going to be slower.

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So they reckon next summer they're going to have 30 extra aircraft in their fleet rather than 58, which they've been previously expecting.

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And what this is going to mean is that some of Ryanair's bases are going to have routes cut.

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Or some bases are even going to be closed.

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Now, Michael O'Leary is still back in Boeing.

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He was talking to investors today.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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He remains confident in this 737 Max aircraft.

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We still think it's a great product, he said.

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And he says, as soon as we can reasonably organise these deliveries with Boeing,

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we would intend to take all of the 135 aircraft we have ordered over the next five years.

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Now, Ryanair have a long relationship with Boeing.

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It was only when they bought Loud Emotion last year, an Austrian airline, that Airbus has kind of came into their fleet.

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And Ryanair, they've kind of had a bit of a rocky relationship with Airbus.

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I mean, a few years back.

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Is Airbus the only alternative to Boeing?

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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It is and it isn't.

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Like, there are other companies out there, but, like, Boeing and Airbus are kind of the two kingpins in the market.

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But, I mean, quite interestingly, a few years back, Airbus said it didn't want to bid for a contract to supply planes to Ryanair because the discounts Ryanair were looking for were too big.

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Which I suppose is typical Michael O'Leary, but, you know, that's what business is all about.

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But maybe he's using the excuse of only 30 planes being available rather than 58 to deal with what may be a downturn in the market anyway.

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Bit of a downturn there, guys.

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Bit of a downturn.

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Not much I can do about that.

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But let's just take a moment to appreciate the beautiful scenery of the Grindelwald Basin Valley.

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None other than the Swiss private jet ops.

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With me, Connor Williams.

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Hobbscoin enthusiast, full-time dreamweaver, an absolute beam blower.

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At Silverstone the weekend there.

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And when I say really expensive.

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Unbelievable.

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I was doing race commentary, of course.

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With none other than Jordan B. Peterson.

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It's lights out and away we go here.

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Hamilton got a great start, but it's Bottas, who's just in the lead at the moment.

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Covering off his Machides teammate, but it's Leclerc who's ahead of Verstappen.

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Then Pierre Gasly.

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Then Lando Norris.

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Who's made a great start in McLaren.

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He's level with Daniel Ricciardo already as we head into the village.

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Sure we go.

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I networked you.

406
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They're looking good.

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They've cleaned their rooms.

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And they all know what this race is about.

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12 rules for race car drivers.

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An antidote for the chaos of Formula 1 starts.

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Sorry about that Jordan.

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We can't unfortunately promote your book.

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Although it does sound like a great introspective read.

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I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave that one outside the suitcase when I head away to the Maldives for two weeks.

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Instead opting for none other than Eddie Jordan's autobiography.

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An independent man.

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Kind of confusing that I can't promote my book here.

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And yet Eddie Jordan is allowed his to be here.

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Shut your hole JBP because Lando Norris is just about to overtake.

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Daniel Ricciardo here as they hit the big fat maggot.

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Two into one doesn't go.

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Norris just ahead of Ricciardo.

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This is just beautiful, sumptuous, amazing, magnificent driving here from the two silver arrows of Mercedes.

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Lewis Hamilton and Bottars.

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The two teammates.

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The brothers in arms.

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The dynamic duo.

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The bomb chums.

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As they go wheel to wheel, rim to rim.

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Ass to ass here.

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On a massive bender.

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Boo boo.

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And who's going to take first here on Brooklands?

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It looks like it's Lou Banger, Lou Banger Hamilton.

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Loubity Loubity Loubu.

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The crowd go absolutely apeshit here at Silverstone.

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For the man they come to see.

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Lewis the loopy Lou Doug Lou Banger Hamilton taking the Heineken straight fast and hard.

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But here comes Bottas back again with some hustling and harrying.

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Rim to rim again.

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Wheel to wheel.

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Ass to ass.

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And it's Bottars who takes the requiem for a dream pipe.

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Enjoying the ride Connor?

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Williams.

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How's it going guys?

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Just wanted to check in with you and let you know about the global corporate cabal.

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Which is actually taking over Ireland at an alarming rate and pace.

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I've actually had an offer to become their PR strategist.

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So I'm going to be joining them up next Tuesday.

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I don't think I'm going to be doing any more streams from here until forever.

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00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,220
The cabal really know where they're going.

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They've got a great fucking future ahead of them.

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And I think if I can get my foot in the door there.

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I'm going to be bringing the cabal on a fucking two way extraordinary adventure.

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Tato Park.

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Aboard the back of my new fucking SLK genuine Celica.

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There's only three Saturdays left until the full moon brings about a new beast upon our fucking shores.

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That one.

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We've yet to see you.

461
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We've yet to see how incredible that beast is.

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We've yet to see how incredible that beast is.

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But believe you and me.

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I'm going to fucking kill someone.

465
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Want a discerning taste in life.

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You know where to go.

467
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Hit the links on a fucking Friday weekday's Fortnite.

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And smack a few balls down the par five.

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Make it onto the green in two when you're looking for an eagle loop-a-de-loo.

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Start slicing that lime.

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Take off the plastic wrap off the neck of the goose.

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And throttle the bottle until you pour out your heart's content into an ice bucket.

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Make sure the goose cloud warning lights are on.

474
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Because you're about to get strong-armed by a couple of geese.

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The gaggle of your last contempt.

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As you walk the fairway down to the sand bunk of destruction.

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Whip out the putting machine.

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And give that ball a fuck smack into the hole of life.

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Always, always remember to sip your goose responsibly.

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Otherwise you're going to end up being dug out of a goose bunker.

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By the goose cops.

482
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The world's best tasting vodka.

483
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It's almost six o'clock.

484
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,900
It's almost six o'clock guys.

485
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It's almost six o'clock.

486
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,980
San Pellegrino.

487
00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,180
You're almost 38.

488
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,480
Allianz.

489
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:04,820
Ivan Yates.

490
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:06,680
You're almost 38.

491
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:08,220
Network 2.

492
00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:09,740
Darkies.

493
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,820
Network 2.

494
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:11,940
Kalinies.

495
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,480
What are you at?

496
00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:14,400
Kill McCood.

497
00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:15,920
Have you got a pension yet?

498
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:16,900
Sandy Furt.

499
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,160
Have you got a fucking plan?

500
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,400
Watch your dog.

501
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,040
You're on.

502
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,160
Booter's town.

503
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:22,160
Where are you working now?

504
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:22,940
Seapoint.

505
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,080
Java job, John.

506
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:24,860
Blackrock.

507
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:26,400
Where are you working now, John?

508
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:26,960
Mercedes.

509
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,680
Please tell me you're working, John.

510
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,360
Please tell me you're working.

511
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:32,900
More cage.

512
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:33,860
I've got to get the money coming in.

513
00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:36,320
Second holiday home.

514
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,720
Just gone six o'clock.

515
00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:40,280
You stop.

516
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,500
Body in the boot.

517
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,140
Body in the boot.

518
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:43,960
Today FM.

519
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,700
Range Rover.

520
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:51,460
Surik.

521
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,820
It's almost six o'clock.

522
00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:57,360
Great stuff, guys.

523
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,520
It's almost just gone six o'clock there.

524
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:04,320
And we're having an absolute ball blaster of a day out in the mountains.

525
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,180
Enjoy your time in the mountains.

526
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:12,000
As you drive around fast and hard in a McLaren.

527
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,420
A beautiful McLaren Mercedes undercarriage.

528
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,000
Into the tunnel we go.

529
00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:19,820
Reaching 90 miles per hour.

530
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,000
Slipping down into third.

531
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,400
Luxury gear space.

532
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,060
Into the final S-Bend.

533
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:32,340
It's a nasty S with a final ringer.

534
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:33,840
Oh.

535
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,660
It's going to be tough.

536
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,880
Just getting used to this McLaren.

537
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:40,440
It's a beast.

538
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,140
It's got a real rip roar of an engine.

539
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,520
And it's very hot as well.

540
00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:48,960
It's very hot in here, guys.

541
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,140
Inside the cab.

542
00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:54,720
The cab salve of this particular car.

543
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,620
It's an absolute beauty.

544
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,980
And you're probably wondering where the Sampel is today.

545
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,180
At six o'clock.

546
00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,760
Well, I'm afraid we've had a bit of a...

547
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,800
A bit of a hard few days.

548
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,800
Sorry though.

549
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,740
Let me put on some sad music for a moment.

550
00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:19,400
Bear with me.

551
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:45,000
Last night, we were at Eddie Jordan's creamy pit stop extravaganza.

552
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,900
The new nightclub opening on Space Mountain 9.

553
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:53,040
We have footage here of the actual club.

554
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,160
It was a post-Silverstone smash bang.

555
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:59,120
Incorporating Eddie Jordan's love of hedonism.

556
00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:00,920
And Maria Walsh.

557
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:01,580
MEP.

558
00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:06,100
Who was launching her brand new Tamagotchi blackjack range.

559
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:08,040
When we got in there.

560
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,120
The news struck 12.

561
00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:12,520
That bad news.

562
00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:16,160
That San Pellegrino are being usurped.

563
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,700
By a new cat.

564
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,240
And a new player in town.

565
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:22,300
When I heard this, I nearly shit my jocks.

566
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,060
Nobody is going to take San Pelle to the grave.

567
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:26,720
Nobody.

568
00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:28,000
Only me.

569
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,320
And I don't want to do that.

570
00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:30,800
I've never wanted to do that.

571
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:37,500
All I want to do is drink the cool, crisp, delicious recipe that they have manufactured.

572
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,380
Using a lot of sugar in the past.

573
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,120
But now they've cut down and they've got a load of over shit in it.

574
00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:45,240
It tastes just as good in my opinion.

575
00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:51,040
Some of the scenes here from Eddie Jordan's creamy funker.

576
00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:53,480
It was a goose lounge.

577
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:58,420
The 180 degree grey goose aerial video lounge.

578
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:03,000
On top of Eddie Jordan's creamy titanic bunk machine.

579
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:10,820
Which he'd manufactured using the finest glass blown out in Indonesia.

580
00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:16,620
He also had an extensive range of weapons that were sent over from Pakistan.

581
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:20,080
But we didn't get round to shooting them.

582
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,620
One, because they're illegal.

583
00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:25,880
And two, because they would have drawn too much attention away from the actual goings on.

584
00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:30,120
Needless to say, Maria Walsh had an absolute blast of a night.

585
00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:34,480
And her brand new Tamagotchi, which was a little blackjack.

586
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:40,480
Which you have to nurture and keep alive for 75 million days.

587
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:41,980
Was launched.

588
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:44,520
And she's going to be selling those on the blackjack market.

589
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,720
It's going to be great.

590
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,000
But getting back to the bad news.

591
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,960
Hobbs Coiner Williams.

592
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,060
Thank you so much.

593
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,540
Hobbs Coiner Williams.

594
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,680
You absolute legend of the fall.

595
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,960
Thank you very much.

596
00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:04,960
Yeah, the San Pell big boys came over and said,

597
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,660
Connor, there's a new player trying to usurp our territory.

598
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:12,160
I said, who the f- what?

599
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,940
Scruffy, thank you so much.

600
00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:16,100
Mercedes dealer.

601
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:17,760
It's almost six o'clock.

602
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,180
I said, what are you on about?

603
00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:22,140
They said, have you been to Little?

604
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,380
I said, I don't shop there.

605
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,980
Marks and Spencers are bust.

606
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,080
Superquin.

607
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,660
At worst.

608
00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:32,540
Little and Aldi.

609
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:33,900
Never set foot in them.

610
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,820
They said that someone down in Little.

611
00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:38,140
Dr. Alex Ping Ponger.

612
00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:38,200
Dr. Alex Ping Ponger.

613
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:38,620
Thank you.

614
00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:39,960
Thank you very much.

615
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:41,640
Get down to Mercedes fast.

616
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,380
We're waiting for you.

617
00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:44,940
They said, Connor.

618
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:49,220
There's a new player trying to usurp us from Little.

619
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,280
I said, I don't believe it.

620
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,460
And they said, get ready to meet none other.

621
00:33:57,460 --> 00:34:00,740
Than San Celestino.

622
00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:00,780
Than San Celestino.

623
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780
Than San Celestino.

624
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780
Than San Celestino.

625
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780
Than San Celestino.

626
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780
Than San Celestino.

627
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780
Than San Celestino.

628
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780
Than San Celestino.

629
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780
Than San Celestino.

630
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:04,460
Than San Celestino.

631
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:08,860
Right then.

632
00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:10,240
From the Italian Alps.

633
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,200
From the Italian Alps.

634
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,880
Sparkling.

635
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,880
Sparkling Frizzante.

636
00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:18,880
Carbonated Natural Mineral Water.

637
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:21,240
San Celestino.

638
00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:23,200
The picture of.

639
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,400
A picture of two cherubs on the front.

640
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,000
Holding aloft.

641
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:31,020
A mercurial goose cloud.

642
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:32,760
Of desire.

643
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:34,500
Strange.

644
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,100
And right at that moment.

645
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,340
When the A&R team from San Celestino.

646
00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,360
Held aloft.

647
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,900
San Pellegrino.

648
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,080
Held aloft.

649
00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:46,820
The bottle of San Celestino.

650
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:50,320
Amidst.

651
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,780
Amidst the hedonism.

652
00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:55,040
Of Maria Walsh's Tamagotchi blowbang.

653
00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:56,840
We all.

654
00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:57,680
We all.

655
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,900
Got down on our knees.

656
00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:00,500
And started to shed tears.

657
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,940
Tears which were carbonated.

658
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:03,980
From fears.

659
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,100
Fears about the onset.

660
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,660
Of an invasion.

661
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,260
Of the San.

662
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,920
Pellegrino market.

663
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,380
Which is now.

664
00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:14,660
Looking like it's going to be no more.

665
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,320
I wept for 40 days.

666
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,420
And 40 nights.

667
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,480
The party still raged on.

668
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:30,140
Maria Walsh's Tamagotchi died.

669
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,240
I spilled a load of goose.

670
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:36,240
On three of the prototype Tamagotchis.

671
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,000
Which you brought.

672
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:37,700
They.

673
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,420
They will retail at 25 euro.

674
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,920
But the prototypes.

675
00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:45,420
They cost 1 million a piece.

676
00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:48,600
So now I'm indebted to.

677
00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:49,820
Maria Walsh.

678
00:35:49,860 --> 00:35:50,260
MEP.

679
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,420
If you're watching Maria.

680
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:54,200
I'm so so so so sorry.

681
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,800
About your Tamagotchis.

682
00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:57,540
I'm afraid.

683
00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:59,500
I'm afraid they're well and truly blackjacked.

684
00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:00,640
By my.

685
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:02,660
Impetulance.

686
00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:03,960
And goose.

687
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:05,900
Unfortunately.

688
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,760
The goose got the better of the fucking blackjack that night.

689
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,500
The good news.

690
00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:19,020
The flip side of what's gone on there is.

691
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:19,900
I've just been.

692
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:21,100
Contacted.

693
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,460
By none other.

694
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,420
Than San Celestino.

695
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,280
And they're looking for a new rep.

696
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,460
They want to boost their sales.

697
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,740
And they found none other.

698
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:33,640
Than Connor Williams.

699
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:34,960
Incorporated.

700
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,940
Former senior sales executive.

701
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,360
Of Mercedes.

702
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,660
Mercedes Ireland.

703
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,620
Partner at KPMG.

704
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,660
By the age of 23.

705
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:47,140
San Pellegrino.

706
00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:47,840
Bob boy.

707
00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:52,140
And Zurich strongholder.

708
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,020
It is here.

709
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,200
Here and now.

710
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:58,700
That you will witness.

711
00:36:59,260 --> 00:36:59,880
The first.

712
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,240
Taste test.

713
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,040
Of none other.

714
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,000
Than San Celestino.

715
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,160
Get ready for the.

716
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,300
Get ready for the.

717
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,640
The thrill of the fizz.

718
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,600
When bottle lid.

719
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,540
Goes twist.

720
00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:20,600
Will you stick.

721
00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:21,820
Or will you twist.

722
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,620
Crank up those.

723
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,440
Crank up those.

724
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,000
Headphones.

725
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,540
Get ready for a.

726
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:33,120
Fizz bomb.

727
00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:33,960
That's going to blow.

728
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,200
Your mind pipe.

729
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:35,340
Crank up.

730
00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:45,020
Oh.

731
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,480
Look at those bubbles.

732
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,600
You can't see them.

733
00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:49,020
Because it's.

734
00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:50,600
It's an invisible bottle.

735
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,320
Bottas.

736
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:54,240
Was sipping heavily on this.

737
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:55,000
The last day.

738
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,420
At Silverstone.

739
00:37:56,420 --> 00:38:26,400
Thank you.

740
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:56,380
Thank you.

741
00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:58,380
Thank you.

742
00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,380
Wow.

743
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:06,080
San Celestino, John.

744
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:11,560
It's a wild bumpy ride.

745
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:21,680
That just tickled every apex of my esophagus on the way down to my fucking food flaps.

746
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:41,040
Where it's going to hit a swashbuckling journey of intensity in your stomach before moving fast and furiously through a litany of S-bands and tight hairpin goose curves inside your medulla oblongata.

747
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,780
Which is actually in your brain.

748
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:43,940
But don't worry.

749
00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:47,100
What I meant to say was your duodenum.

750
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,080
It's tickling my brain.

751
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,840
The medulla oblongata is roused.

752
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,560
And I'm ready to drive and drive hard.

753
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:00,620
Bottas.

754
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:01,900
Hamilton.

755
00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:04,200
Joe Vinazzi.

756
00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:05,840
He's not a Nazi.

757
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,780
Everybody at the Formula One crew.

758
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:11,920
Beethoven.

759
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,560
And Little.

760
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,700
You just created a motherfucking beast.

761
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,320
Raise a glass to yourself.

762
00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:23,460
And drink a crisp bottle of San Celestino.

763
00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:31,420
Preferably whilst watching the beautiful and haunting voice of Ban Celebino.

764
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:32,740
How's it going?

765
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:37,280
You haven't heard music until you've heard the voice of Ban Celebino.

766
00:40:37,280 --> 00:41:01,920
Ban Celebino.

767
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:16,300
Quick look back at the scenes.

768
00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:19,800
From the Grey Goose Lounge.

769
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:25,560
Eddie Jordan's creamy, creamy new nightmare.

770
00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:30,040
Which was ghostwritten by Wes Craven.

771
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:35,580
And Wes Anderson is the first option on the movie.

772
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,800
Gotta say, it was an absolute goose of a night.

773
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:51,900
Maria Walsh's prototype Tamagotchis were destroyed by numerous goose splashes.

774
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:55,180
She got really angry and sat in the corner.

775
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,800
Listening to Bewitched on repeat on her headphones.

776
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:04,680
Eddie Jordan came over and said, why is Maria Walsh MEP crying?

777
00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:10,740
I said simply, her stupid fucking Tamagogus got goosed out of it.

778
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:13,100
What are you going to do about it, Jordanian?

779
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:15,900
You going to help her?

780
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,680
Are you going to stick by your old buddy Konzo William Asso?

781
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:31,600
He looked at me, smiled, and walked back to Zonad, who was quaffing litres of goose by the pound and by the stronghold.

782
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,280
Captain Cabinets, thank you so much.

783
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:42,120
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

784
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:45,320
Who says, modern paintings are like women.

785
00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:48,220
You'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.

786
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,220
Like yourself, you legend.

787
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
It's great.

788
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:57,580
It's great that you're in the zone, Captain Cabinets.

789
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,240
Thanks so much for your kind-hearted.

790
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:01,720
Generous tip.

791
00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:06,940
Not to mention, boxes of Cobra Toxin.

792
00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:10,900
I hope that you've got yourself a Zurich pension plan sorted.

793
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:18,560
Boxes because the future is bright and it is orange, but it's not too far away and you need to be secure.

794
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,580
Please do be secure.

795
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,220
Also, if you're looking for a city, look no further than Cork.

796
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,360
It's a city on the rise, guys.

797
00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:34,980
Let's have a little look at this KPMG Cork vid, which we've got going on here.

798
00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,780
It's going to be an absolute blast item.

799
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:45,940
San Pellet San Celestino MEP.

800
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,000
Thank you very much.

801
00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:52,780
San Pellet Judas Bastard says boxes.

802
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,120
Tell me what you really think.

803
00:43:58,100 --> 00:43:59,300
It's almost six o'clock.

804
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,680
It's almost six o'clock.

805
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,520
Anaconda G.

806
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,120
Thanks so much.

807
00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:07,660
Anaconda G.

808
00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:13,540
As well as these absolutely beautiful Mercedes slip slops.

809
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:17,640
Which were donated to me by Lewis the Lou Banger Lou Dog Hamilton.

810
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,160
Which incorporate Panther Testicle Sack for the soul.

811
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:25,560
Root.

812
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,020
Thanks so much, Root.

813
00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:29,460
Very, very kind of you, Root.

814
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:31,940
You simply say,

815
00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:33,260
Lenster.

816
00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:35,480
Well, that's an amazing message.

817
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,240
Thanks so much.

818
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:39,080
And Dr. Alex Pingpong, too.

819
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:39,880
Who says,

820
00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:41,400
Just landed in Gatwick.

821
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,480
After a rapid...

822
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,480
Gav Alliance, thank you so much.

823
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,880
Get yourself down to Zurich tomorrow.

824
00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:50,500
I'll see you there with a bottle of San Celeste.

825
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,820
Just landed in Gatwick Airport.

826
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:58,480
After a rapid 45 minute private Learjet flight.

827
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,800
From a private one-on-one seminar.

828
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,800
With none other than Jordan B. Peterson.

829
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,220
Following his latest book signing.

830
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,520
Hosted at San Pellegrino's exclusive.

831
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,040
Pellegr...

832
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,740
Pellegrino vineyard.

833
00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:16,920
In South Sardinia.

834
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,740
It sounds amazing.

835
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,380
It sounds tasty.

836
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,340
It sounds luxurious.

837
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:25,280
And it sounds like there's a lot of money involved.

838
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:26,900
On all fronts.

839
00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:30,780
An absolute 360 degree wealth house.

840
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:33,860
Smouldering Shamrock.

841
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:34,800
Thank you very much.

842
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,200
Loving the hat, Connor.

843
00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:37,140
Your summer look.

844
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,900
Well, I guess you could call it that.

845
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,820
Although I came back to Dublin today.

846
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,540
On a private Learjet.

847
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:46,720
Myself and...

848
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,340
I have to say.

849
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,300
It wasn't keeping the sun out of my eyes.

850
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,000
But it was...

851
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,120
Diffusing.

852
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:55,720
The grey...

853
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,160
Goose-like tones of the sky.

854
00:45:59,540 --> 00:46:00,720
I do feel...

855
00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:03,340
Mediterranean.

856
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:04,640
At best.

857
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,820
Cosmopolitan at worst.

858
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,520
A pure 360 degree San Pellegrino-fied.

859
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,120
At middling.

860
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:13,700
It's almost 6 o'clock.

861
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:14,980
Getting back to the slip-slops.

862
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,600
You've got an interior.

863
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,100
Woven from pure puppy optics.

864
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,200
The fluff.

865
00:46:20,540 --> 00:46:22,720
From a thousand pedigree chum.

866
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,080
Pups.

867
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,160
And it's just so soft.

868
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,440
You've got a memory foam.

869
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,360
Soul as well.

870
00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:31,060
So you can really feel cushioned.

871
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,160
Helps me a lot actually guys.

872
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,460
With my planter fasciitis.

873
00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:36,860
Which I got.

874
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,160
After a 3km blowhouser.

875
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,080
Out at Maria Walsh's private luxury yacht.

876
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,780
Which has a 500...

877
00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:47,040
400 metre running track on it.

878
00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:49,400
It's almost 6 o'clock.

879
00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:52,400
As you can imagine.

880
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:54,140
That would be a massive yacht.

881
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,680
It's actually a cruise ship.

882
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:56,780
Scaled down.

883
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,880
A swimming pool.

884
00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:02,100
And a lovely sweet beast in a cage.

885
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,960
In the undercarriage.

886
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,420
Thank you so much.

887
00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:08,180
Thank you so much.

888
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:08,860
Sweet beast.

889
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,140
And smouldering shamrock.

890
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,880
Gavlions too.

891
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,880
The neck of you.

892
00:47:13,740 --> 00:47:15,440
I think I'm going to have a Snickers John.

893
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,420
While we look at a...

894
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:18,420
KPMG Cork's...

895
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,360
Success story.

896
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:22,560
Sit back.

897
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,600
Pour yourself a cool crisp jar.

898
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,680
Of San Celestino.

899
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,360
And get ready to enjoy the summer.

900
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,620
Extract of the mineral water analysis.

901
00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:37,300
Originally recognised by the Institute.

902
00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:38,140
Universita.

903
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:40,260
Universita.

904
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,340
Degli studi di Torino.

905
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:43,980
Torino.

906
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,560
From the Italian Alps.

907
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,620
Bottled by Fonte di Pascina.

908
00:47:48,780 --> 00:47:49,200
Spa.

909
00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:50,220
Pascina.

910
00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:52,120
Out in Italy.

911
00:47:53,460 --> 00:47:55,540
Not far from San Bello Grino.

912
00:47:59,500 --> 00:47:59,980
Anyway.

913
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,020
Here goes.

914
00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:03,040
Here goes the KPM genus.

915
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:06,500
85.

916
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:15,860
I know who did the voiceover for this.

917
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:18,960
And he's been taking work out of my pocket.

918
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,040
I'm signed to a few vocal houses.

919
00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:25,980
Around the country and the UK.

920
00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:28,960
This guy is hot on my tail.

921
00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:29,800
He's been watching my...

922
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,660
Just going to give that a lovely bit of a sand tilt there.

923
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,800
He's been watching my vids.

924
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,260
And my adverts that I've been doing.

925
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,920
I've been getting a lot of good corporate.

926
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,540
Meaty corporate work.

927
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,680
Via my good friend Geppetto Sexton.

928
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,420
Who got the foot in the door.

929
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,200
He managed to get my slipper in the door.

930
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:50,560
You know.

931
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,720
And there's another guy.

932
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,980
Who will remain nameless.

933
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,640
But he's taking the food out of my mouth.

934
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,560
And I'm not happy about it.

935
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,620
But he did this.

936
00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:04,600
And let's just see how good of a job he did.

937
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,020
Welcome to Cork.

938
00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:11,960
One of Europe's most dynamic and exciting business locations.

939
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:13,560
First off.

940
00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:14,960
Let me say this.

941
00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:15,560
Cork.

942
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:17,580
Great city.

943
00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:18,800
Great city.

944
00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:20,180
But.

945
00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:25,020
I don't know if you're a dynamic business location.

946
00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:32,740
I'll leave it there.

947
00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:34,180
It's almost 6 o'clock.

948
00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:39,080
With a proven track record of delivering results for entrepreneurs.

949
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,420
For fast growing domestic businesses.

950
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,760
And for global household names.

951
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,360
At KPMG.

952
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,020
We're proud to be part of the success story of this great city.

953
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,980
Our new home at 85 South Mall.

954
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,040
Is a modern collaborative space.

955
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:55,760
With room for future growth.

956
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,700
So our teams can work locally.

957
00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:58,700
Nationally.

958
00:49:58,980 --> 00:49:59,820
And internationally.

959
00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:01,360
Apologies there guys.

960
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:01,360
To business.

961
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,320
And exciting business locations.

962
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,900
With a proven track record of delivering results for entrepreneurs.

963
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:10,320
For fast growing domestic businesses.

964
00:50:10,780 --> 00:50:12,620
And for global household names.

965
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,200
At KPMG.

966
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,880
We're proud to be part of the success story of this great city.

967
00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:20,840
Our new home at 85 South Mall.

968
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,900
Is a modern collaborative space.

969
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,620
With room for future growth.

970
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:26,560
So our teams can work locally.

971
00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:27,560
Nationally.

972
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,640
And internationally.

973
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:30,060
We are very fortunate.

974
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,420
To have enjoyed your 50 year history in Cork.

975
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,360
Barry O'Connell.

976
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,060
I want to tell you something about Barry.

977
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,620
He's non-conventional.

978
00:50:48,620 --> 00:50:49,060
Okay.

979
00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:51,520
and a little known fact

980
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,260
he's completely Afrocentric.

981
00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:02,100
He did the mastering and mixing on Kendrick Lamar's

982
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,240
To Pimp a Butterfly.

983
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,180
Look at him.

984
00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:09,360
I remember that face.

985
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,940
It's the last thing you're going to see.

986
00:51:11,940 --> 00:51:24,380
Barry O'Connell.

987
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:31,840
You thought you were looking at a standard B to the A to the double R-Y.

988
00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:34,980
Hold your fucking head in shame.

989
00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:40,580
Hold your head in shame.

990
00:51:40,580 --> 00:51:41,840
John.

991
00:51:43,940 --> 00:51:46,860
Because Barry's a double R-I-E.

992
00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:51,700
Non-conventional.

993
00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:52,960
Non-con.

994
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,520
Completely Afrocentric.

995
00:51:57,580 --> 00:51:59,440
In your 50-year history in Cork,

996
00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:01,020
we're very optimistic for Cork,

997
00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:02,140
a city on the rise,

998
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,000
as it develops over the next generation.

999
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,640
And we have great confidence in Cork to succeed.

1000
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,520
This is a hugely exciting time for Cape...

1001
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:10,520
Cork.

1002
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:12,720
Cork.

1003
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,400
Cork.

1004
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,460
Consumate professional.

1005
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,340
I know all these guys because I taught them everything they needed to know.

1006
00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:26,460
when the time come for me to fly the nest,

1007
00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:29,000
I simply said to them,

1008
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,260
consolidate your wealth.

1009
00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,280
Get yourself a massive pot.

1010
00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:37,860
Keep filling it.

1011
00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:39,020
Keep filling it.

1012
00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:40,740
Make your own rainbow.

1013
00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:44,820
You know who told me that?

1014
00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:47,020
None other than Billy Zane.

1015
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:52,540
BMG, Cork's history, and indeed our own, have a lot in common.

1016
00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:55,000
Chief among these is exceptional people.

1017
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:59,580
The great people and talent here in Cork and Munster have been a huge part of...

1018
00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:02,340
Victor Vaughn spoken to you.

1019
00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:03,260
Thanks very much.

1020
00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:04,020
...and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1021
00:53:06,140 --> 00:53:07,060
That guy there?

1022
00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:12,060
Larry Bigelow.

1023
00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:19,580
New York's prime Logitech consultant investment man.

1024
00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:20,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1025
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,580
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1026
00:53:23,780 --> 00:53:26,020
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1027
00:53:27,140 --> 00:53:27,940
Thank you so much.

1028
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,680
Are you prepared for the latest ambitious Zurich-sponsored merger,

1029
00:53:32,020 --> 00:53:34,840
where Eddie Jordan and Jordan B. Peterson

1030
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:38,540
will be fused in a vat of Sam Pelly

1031
00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:41,960
to create Eddie Jordan Peterson?

1032
00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:47,960
Well, Victor, I will say that your idea,

1033
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,660
although ambitious,

1034
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,920
is sadly lacking

1035
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:59,280
because talks have already moved to production.

1036
00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:01,300
Words have turned into action.

1037
00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:04,700
And come the stroke of midnight,

1038
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:07,560
next Wednesday, weekday afternoon,

1039
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,220
Eddie Jordan

1040
00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:13,420
and Jordan B. Peterson

1041
00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:15,260
and none other

1042
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:17,800
than Eddie Hobbs

1043
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,660
will be fused

1044
00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:22,500
in a vat of San Celestino

1045
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,840
to become

1046
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,620
Eddie...

1047
00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:32,040
Eddie Peter Hobbson.

1048
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,020
Wait a second.

1049
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:43,260
Eddie Jobson.

1050
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:48,480
Eddie B. Peter Hobbs.

1051
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,960
Back to this.

1052
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,620
Lawrence Bigelow.

1053
00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:58,460
An enigma.

1054
00:54:59,420 --> 00:55:02,600
An absolute 360-degree business,

1055
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:03,960
fully-fledged,

1056
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,140
coniferous tree of a man.

1057
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:06,940
Success.

1058
00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:09,620
Living in Cork was always my first choice.

1059
00:55:09,780 --> 00:55:12,300
It gives me the opportunity to experience new things,

1060
00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:15,480
to live in a really vibrant and diverse area,

1061
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,620
and we have so much to look forward to in the coming years.

1062
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,100
Our investment in this building reaffirms our commitment to...

1063
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:25,060
Let me tell you about Seamus Hand.

1064
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:25,260
And...

1065
00:55:25,260 --> 00:55:35,060
I met him...

1066
00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:37,060
at the Cirque du Soleil...

1067
00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:41,060
2013 extravaganza...

1068
00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:43,060
on top of Maria Walsh's...

1069
00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:45,060
cybernetic yacht...

1070
00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:47,660
out in the Monaco region.

1071
00:55:48,820 --> 00:55:50,340
He was doing handstands.

1072
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,720
He had his whole clan with him.

1073
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,580
And we all gave him a round of applause.

1074
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,660
Using our hands...

1075
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:02,580
as he requested.

1076
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,100
The handy thing about Seamus...

1077
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:08,960
is that when...

1078
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:09,960
he's there when you need him.

1079
00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:13,340
He's a strictly hands-on kind of guy.

1080
00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:16,400
Except when the going gets tough.

1081
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,960
And he can actually get a bit hands-offish.

1082
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,260
Also, he can juggle five balls at once.

1083
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,100
Both our clients...

1084
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:30,680
and our exceptional team in Cork.

1085
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,060
These new offices provide a modern, sustainable base...

1086
00:56:34,060 --> 00:56:35,940
from which we can continue to make the most...

1087
00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:37,560
of the great opportunities we have.

1088
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:38,760
both here in Cork...

1089
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,460
and indeed throughout the Munster region.

1090
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,240
We're embarking on our new chapter...

1091
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:45,220
at a time of optimism and excitement.

1092
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,120
And we'll continue our history...

1093
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,360
of working with business...

1094
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,540
in this great city.

1095
00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:56,500
That's Cork.ie.

1096
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,620
An absolute amazing place.

1097
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,500
Second after Dublin...

1098
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,460
when it comes to business and strategy.

1099
00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:09,420
but I've heard only good things...

1100
00:57:09,420 --> 00:57:10,420
about Cork...

1101
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:11,300
and what's coming to them.

1102
00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:12,340
And...

1103
00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:12,900
um...

1104
00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:14,880
they may become the new tech hub...

1105
00:57:16,820 --> 00:57:17,460
soon enough.

1106
00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:18,540
Silicon Munster.

1107
00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:20,300
Grandpa Munster.

1108
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,880
And the Silicon Chip...

1109
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,120
of Joseph Coney.

1110
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:24,880
Joseph Coney.ie.

1111
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,340
Which is going to be launched...

1112
00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:28,560
soon enough as well down there.

1113
00:57:28,620 --> 00:57:29,560
It's going to come back...

1114
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,020
big time.

1115
00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:31,020
Joseph Coney.ie.

1116
00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:32,020
Joseph Coney.ie.

1117
00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:32,020
Joseph Coney.ie.

1118
00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:32,020
Joseph Coney.ie.

1119
00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:33,020
Joseph Coney.ie.

1120
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:34,140
Cove Ramblers.

1121
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:37,140
Conecilty.ie.

1122
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,600
The sausage.

1123
00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:39,320
The pudding.

1124
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:39,840
The bacon.

1125
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:40,940
The rasher.

1126
00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:43,000
They have it all.

1127
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:44,480
They have it all.

1128
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:45,940
Y'all...

1129
00:57:47,940 --> 00:57:50,240
Is Cork a San Pellegrino...

1130
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,940
or San Celestino town?

1131
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:53,880
Um...

1132
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:54,940
I don't know if...

1133
00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:55,700
if...

1134
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:57,940
either beverage has made its way to Cork...

1135
00:57:57,940 --> 00:57:58,940
but I do know...

1136
00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:00,940
that they go absolutely...

1137
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:02,940
loop it a loobanger Hamilton...

1138
00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:04,200
for Tenora...

1139
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:04,940
which in my eyes...

1140
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:06,760
is nothing.

1141
00:58:07,940 --> 00:58:08,540
I...

1142
00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:09,940
I drank some before...

1143
00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:11,860
I don't understand the drink itself.

1144
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:12,800
I don't...

1145
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,540
What's its...

1146
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,660
What's its USP?

1147
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,580
I don't know.

1148
00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:23,220
It's almost six o'clock.

1149
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,880
We might save this banana there for a bit.

1150
00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:29,060
Pardon me there.

1151
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,260
Sorry about that, guys.

1152
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:31,880
Zurichburp.ie.

1153
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:38,880
Oh...

1154
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,880
Just in case you're wondering here...

1155
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,540
This is the...

1156
00:58:43,540 --> 00:58:45,800
the relaxed position of the driving claw.

1157
00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:47,840
Your right foot on the pedal...

1158
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,040
that's your driving claw.

1159
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,240
Make sure that you...

1160
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:50,940
when you're resting...

1161
00:58:50,940 --> 00:58:51,460
you're not driving.

1162
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,300
Have it down there.

1163
00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:53,560
Just hanging off.

1164
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,020
Ready for...

1165
00:58:55,020 --> 00:58:55,880
ready to pounce...

1166
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:56,840
when the going gets tough.

1167
00:58:58,460 --> 00:58:59,140
And...

1168
00:58:59,140 --> 00:58:59,880
for your lefty...

1169
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:02,180
you might want to get a bit of air to that...

1170
00:59:02,180 --> 00:59:03,420
inside those sheep skinners.

1171
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:07,680
So...

1172
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,880
go betwixt clutch and brake...

1173
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,700
and then slowly but surely...

1174
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:14,880
slip on out of that...

1175
00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:18,100
and refresh your foot...

1176
00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,880
with some sensual airwaves...

1177
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,300
like this.

1178
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:28,920
Beautiful stuff.

1179
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:30,180
Then...

1180
00:59:30,180 --> 00:59:31,980
when you're ready to go back to work...

1181
00:59:31,980 --> 00:59:33,980
slip right back in...

1182
00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:36,980
and then release the hound...

1183
00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:39,680
back again...

1184
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:40,680
place her down...

1185
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,680
and you're ready to rock.

1186
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1187
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1188
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:47,680
let's go for a lap.

1189
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,680
Let's go for a lap.

1190
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,680
and...

1191
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:56,680
stop.

1192
00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:10,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1193
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:14,980
bit of oversteer.

1194
01:00:14,980 --> 01:00:15,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1195
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:16,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1196
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1197
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1198
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1199
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:22,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1200
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:23,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1201
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1202
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1203
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:26,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1204
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:27,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1205
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:32,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1206
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:36,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1207
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:37,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1208
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:38,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1209
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:39,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1210
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1211
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1212
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1213
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:43,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1214
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1215
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1216
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:46,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1217
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1218
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1219
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:49,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1220
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:50,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1221
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:51,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1222
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1223
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1224
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:54,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1225
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:55,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1226
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1227
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:57,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1228
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:58,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1229
01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1230
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1231
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:01,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1232
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1233
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:03,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1234
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1235
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:05,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1236
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1237
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:07,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1238
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:08,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1239
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1240
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:10,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1241
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1242
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:12,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1243
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:13,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1244
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:14,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1245
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:15,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1246
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:16,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1247
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1248
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:18,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1249
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1250
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:20,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1251
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1252
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:22,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1253
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1254
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1255
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1256
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:26,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1257
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:27,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1258
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:28,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1259
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1260
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1261
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1262
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1263
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:33,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1264
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:34,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1265
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:35,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1266
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:36,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1267
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:37,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1268
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:38,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1269
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1270
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:40,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1271
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:41,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1272
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:42,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1273
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:43,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1274
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:44,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1275
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1276
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1277
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:47,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1278
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:48,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1279
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:49,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1280
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1281
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:51,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1282
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1283
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:53,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1284
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:54,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1285
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:55,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1286
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:56,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1287
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1288
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:58,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1289
01:01:58,680 --> 01:01:59,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1290
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:00,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1291
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:01,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1292
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:02,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1293
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:03,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1294
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:04,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1295
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1296
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:06,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1297
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:07,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1298
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1299
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:09,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1300
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:10,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1301
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:11,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1302
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1303
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:13,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1304
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:14,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1305
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1306
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1307
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:17,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1308
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:18,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1309
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:19,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1310
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:20,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1311
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:21,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1312
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:22,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1313
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:23,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1314
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1315
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:25,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1316
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:26,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1317
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1318
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:28,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1319
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1320
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1321
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1322
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1323
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:33,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1324
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:34,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1325
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:35,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1326
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1327
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:37,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1328
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:38,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1329
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:39,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1330
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1331
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:41,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1332
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:42,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1333
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:43,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1334
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1335
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:45,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1336
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1337
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:47,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1338
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1339
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1340
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1341
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1342
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1343
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1344
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:55,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1345
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:56,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1346
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:57,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1347
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:58,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1348
01:02:58,680 --> 01:02:59,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1349
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:00,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1350
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:01,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1351
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1352
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:03,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1353
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1354
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1355
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1356
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:07,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1357
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:08,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1358
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1359
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:10,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1360
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:11,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1361
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1362
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1363
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1364
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:15,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1365
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:16,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1366
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:17,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1367
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1368
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:19,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1369
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:20,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1370
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:21,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1371
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:22,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1372
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:23,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1373
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1374
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:25,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1375
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:26,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1376
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:27,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1377
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:28,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1378
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1379
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1380
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:31,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1381
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1382
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:33,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1383
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1384
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:35,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1385
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1386
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1387
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:38,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1388
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:39,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1389
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:40,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1390
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:41,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1391
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:42,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1392
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1393
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:44,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1394
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:45,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1395
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:46,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1396
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:47,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1397
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:48,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1398
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:49,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1399
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:50,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1400
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:51,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1401
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:52,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1402
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:53,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1403
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:54,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1404
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:55,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1405
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:56,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1406
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:57,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1407
01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:58,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1408
01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:59,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1409
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:00,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1410
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:01,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1411
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:02,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1412
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:03,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1413
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:04,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1414
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1415
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1416
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1417
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:08,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1418
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1419
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1420
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1421
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:12,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1422
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:13,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1423
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:14,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1424
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:15,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1425
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:16,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1426
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:17,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1427
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:18,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1428
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:19,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1429
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1430
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:21,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1431
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1432
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1433
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1434
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1435
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1436
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:27,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1437
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:28,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1438
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1439
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:30,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1440
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:31,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1441
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:32,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1442
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:33,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1443
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:34,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1444
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:35,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1445
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:36,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1446
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:37,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1447
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:38,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1448
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:39,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1449
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:40,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1450
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,680
I love the sound of that engine.

1451
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,680
And toke on the bong down in Buenos Aires.

1452
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,680
San Pellegrino.

1453
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,680
Magic it's gone.

1454
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:51,680
Shanghai noon with your fucking sushi bowl soon.

1455
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,680
Flick of the lick of the lid back to Milano.

1456
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,680
In the jar-o.

1457
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,680
Let's fucking have some bourbon.

1458
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1459
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,680
What about a pie chart?

1460
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,680
Just having a little look here at the Impact Hub Zurich pie chart.

1461
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,680
Startup stage.

1462
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,680
There we see.

1463
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,680
We got.

1464
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:17,680
Intention formation at 6%.

1465
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,680
Scaling at 11%.

1466
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:21,680
Running operations.

1467
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,680
Punching above its weight.

1468
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,680
We're at 38% in the purple there.

1469
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,680
Large chunk of the pie.

1470
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,680
Idea development being muscled out.

1471
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,680
It's just a slither.

1472
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:32,680
You're not going to be left.

1473
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:34,680
Satisfied after that.

1474
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,680
But the runaway winner.

1475
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:37,680
The size of the pie.

1476
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:38,680
The size of the slice of the pie.

1477
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,680
The size of the slice of the startup initiative.

1478
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,680
With a phenomenal.

1479
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,680
42%.

1480
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:46,680
In the pie stakes.

1481
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:51,680
I actually had a fucking Zurich pie chart last night for dinner.

1482
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:55,680
And poured a liter of goose over that as well.

1483
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,680
And then gravy.

1484
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,680
Spuds and a load of brussel sprouts.

1485
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:00,680
And a load of brussel sprouts.

1486
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,680
Which I just microwaved.

1487
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:03,680
The gas.

1488
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,680
The noxious emissions today.

1489
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:08,680
Were unpalatable.

1490
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:10,680
And they were untenable.

1491
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,680
They were untenable.

1492
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:14,680
Even for myself.

1493
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,680
I had to try and distance myself from myself.

1494
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:18,680
Which is.

1495
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,680
Something which I'd never experienced before.

1496
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,680
I.

1497
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,680
I had to fucking just.

1498
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,680
Close the door of the bathroom.

1499
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,680
With my arse in the bathroom.

1500
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,680
And then I was in the hotel.

1501
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:33,680
My upper body torso.

1502
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,680
And the rest of my body was outside the door.

1503
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,680
In the hotel bedroom.

1504
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:40,680
And then.

1505
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,680
All the gas was going into the bathroom.

1506
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:44,680
And I could just lie on the floor.

1507
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:45,680
Outside.

1508
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,680
And play with the iPhone.

1509
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:47,680
Because.

1510
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,680
There was a plug socket nearby.

1511
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,680
Which left it on charge.

1512
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,680
And I was just watching videos on YouTube.

1513
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,680
Of different people and stuff like that.

1514
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,680
You haven't tasted refreshment.

1515
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,680
Until you've tasted San Celestino.

1516
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:11,680
Oh.

1517
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1518
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,680
Quick look at the pies again guys.

1519
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:26,680
I think we have some more here.

1520
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,680
Let's have a few more pies.

1521
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:35,680
Insurance risk.

1522
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:40,680
Certain statements in this document.

1523
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,680
Are forward looking statements.

1524
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,680
Including but not limited to.

1525
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:46,680
Statements that are prediction.

1526
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:49,680
Of or indicate future events.

1527
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:50,680
Trends.

1528
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:50,680
Plans.

1529
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,680
Or objectives.

1530
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:53,680
Of Zurich Insurance Group.

1531
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:54,680
Limited.

1532
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,680
Dot ie.

1533
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,680
Absolutely incredible information.

1534
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:56,680
And disclaimers there.

1535
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:56,680
Let's have a look here.

1536
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:57,680
Are we going to accept.

1537
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,680
Or are we going to decline.

1538
01:07:58,680 --> 01:07:59,680
Let's have a look.

1539
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:00,680
Let's accept.

1540
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:01,680
Or are we going to decline.

1541
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:01,680
Let's have a look.

1542
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:02,680
Let's have a look.

1543
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:03,680
Let's accept.

1544
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:04,680
Wow.

1545
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,680
We've now been granted.

1546
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:06,680
We've now been granted.

1547
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:07,680
We accepted the terms and conditions.

1548
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:08,680
And now we've been granted.

1549
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:09,680
Premature access.

1550
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,680
To the Zurich.

1551
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:11,680
Insurance risk pie chart.

1552
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:12,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1553
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:13,560
Let's accept.

1554
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:17,220
Wow.

1555
01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:18,760
We've now been granted.

1556
01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:20,520
We accepted the terms and conditions.

1557
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:29,280
And now we've been granted premature access to the Zurich insurance risk pie chart.

1558
01:08:29,460 --> 01:08:31,000
It's almost six o'clock.

1559
01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:37,120
Let's do it.

1560
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:40,320
Audited.

1561
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:41,160
You have been.

1562
01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:43,100
You have just been audited.

1563
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:47,520
Look at this insurance risk section highlights, guys.

1564
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,080
Total ZECM capital required.

1565
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,300
$33.9 billion.

1566
01:08:53,660 --> 01:08:55,520
Insurance risk, 41%.

1567
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:59,340
Market risk, including investment credit risk, 55.

1568
01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:01,180
Other credit risk, too.

1569
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,620
Operational risk, too.

1570
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,900
Key risk and capital indicators.

1571
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,440
Business risk, 3, 2.6 in the Q2.

1572
01:09:09,260 --> 01:09:11,380
Q2 2016, 3.4.

1573
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,400
Got a liability risk, guys.

1574
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:17,740
The Q2 2014, 0.7.

1575
01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:20,380
Q2 2015, 1.6.

1576
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,820
And then a startling 1.9 in the Q2 2016.

1577
01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:25,820
Moving swiftly on.

1578
01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:29,560
Bit of hustling and harrying between the premium and reserve risk range.

1579
01:09:30,380 --> 01:09:33,680
Over a 2014 Q2 6.9-er.

1580
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:35,440
Billion dollars.

1581
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,300
7.6 billion dollars in 2015.

1582
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,440
None other than 7.2 billion dollars.

1583
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,300
2016 Q2.

1584
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:46,300
It's all in the pie chart.

1585
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,640
Don't ever, ever argue with the chart.

1586
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,540
Our horror hits the chaffed pipe.

1587
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,500
Thanks so much for that, you sweet beast.

1588
01:09:54,860 --> 01:09:55,640
Very kind of you.

1589
01:09:57,580 --> 01:09:58,920
Very, very kind indeed.

1590
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,100
What's the Yates are saying?

1591
01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:04,340
Price.

1592
01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:06,960
And all garden wall art and garden clocks are half price.

1593
01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:07,980
But better hurry.

1594
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:10,660
Because when all the half-price tents and camping are gone, they're gone.

1595
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,740
And when all the half-price parasols and awnings are gone, they're gone too.

1596
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,720
And as for all the half-price garden wall art and garden clocks.

1597
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:19,380
Thanks very much, sweet beast.

1598
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,520
They're definitely gone.

1599
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:23,700
All offers available online at homestoreandmore.ie.

1600
01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:24,940
Dot.ie.

1601
01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:25,900
Home store and more.

1602
01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,120
Home store and more.

1603
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:28,700
Your home made more.

1604
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:30,040
Be there.

1605
01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:31,520
Be there.

1606
01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:32,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1607
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:34,760
Time to get down to your local receiver.

1608
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:35,160
Ain't it.

1609
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:36,380
Thank you.

1610
01:10:36,380 --> 01:10:37,960
There is kind of anywhere.

1611
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:39,440
It can be over there.

1612
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:40,820
Or there.

1613
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:42,320
Or down there.

1614
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:44,740
At free now.

1615
01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:46,100
The new name for my taxi.

1616
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,020
We're on a mission to bring you places.

1617
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:49,840
Yeah, like there.

1618
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,340
Right now, we provide different ways of rolling.

1619
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:53,460
Taxiing.

1620
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1621
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:55,580
And taxi sharing.

1622
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,600
In over 100 cities across Europe.

1623
01:10:58,420 --> 01:10:59,940
Making it our business to get you.

1624
01:10:59,940 --> 01:11:00,460
There.

1625
01:11:01,380 --> 01:11:02,080
That's anywhere.

1626
01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:02,920
Everywhere.

1627
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,300
Just be there.

1628
01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:06,160
That is unbelievable.

1629
01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:09,220
That's ZurichChimp.ie level.

1630
01:11:09,220 --> 01:11:10,640
Wash machines, tumble dryers.

1631
01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:11,780
If it's got a plug.

1632
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:13,020
And it goes in your kitchen.

1633
01:11:13,220 --> 01:11:13,440
Are you?

1634
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:13,880
Tension.

1635
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:18,340
Must be a reason why I invest in hedge funds.

1636
01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:21,440
Must be a reason why I'm just a hedge.

1637
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:21,540
It's almost six o'clock.

1638
01:11:22,340 --> 01:11:25,340
Must be a reason why I've made an investment.

1639
01:11:25,780 --> 01:11:26,880
I'm Zurich John.

1640
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:28,420
Zurich John.

1641
01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:30,240
It's almost six o'clock.

1642
01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:33,120
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1643
01:11:33,260 --> 01:11:35,540
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1644
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,120
Zurich John.

1645
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:38,300
Paul.

1646
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:38,340
Paul.

1647
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:40,120
Thank you so much.

1648
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:41,160
For that.

1649
01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:43,060
Sensual.

1650
01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:44,160
And exclusive.

1651
01:11:44,380 --> 01:11:44,920
Two euro.

1652
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,600
You've been granted access to the Hibernian Club.

1653
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:49,640
Inner Sanctum.

1654
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,280
Downstairs.

1655
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:52,420
The basement room.

1656
01:11:52,820 --> 01:11:54,540
Turn left after the billiard table.

1657
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:56,120
You'll find a hatch.

1658
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:57,360
Inside that hatch.

1659
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:58,000
Well.

1660
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,140
That's anyone's guess.

1661
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:01,140
But you're allowed to fucking open it up.

1662
01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:04,660
It's like the last advent calendar door of Christmas.

1663
01:12:05,420 --> 01:12:07,800
Except you won't find a little bit of chocolate behind that.

1664
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:13,960
You're going to find none other than Jordan B. Peterson's Chocolate Starfish Extravaganza.

1665
01:12:14,180 --> 01:12:17,340
Which is the new name for his brand new audiobook.

1666
01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:20,960
Read by none other than Joe Rogan.

1667
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:25,760
With a forward by none other than Jordan B. Peterson.

1668
01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:32,800
Featuring an epilogue written by none other than me, Connor Williams.

1669
01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:35,740
Thank you so much.

1670
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:40,060
Matthew 47 who says, who are you wearing?

1671
01:12:40,900 --> 01:12:41,260
Gant.

1672
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,120
It's almost six o'clock.

1673
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:43,640
It's a combination.

1674
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,860
Tommy Haas Racing Sport.

1675
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,840
Made the turtleneck.

1676
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,160
This is the Gant.

1677
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:56,180
I got this in the Gant half price sale in January.

1678
01:12:57,300 --> 01:12:57,920
And the hat.

1679
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:01,120
None other than Lewis Hamilton's mother.

1680
01:13:01,780 --> 01:13:03,200
Who made it especially for me.

1681
01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:04,960
She wanted to give me a nose.

1682
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,660
One of Lewis Hamilton's nose studs.

1683
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:09,020
But I said, no.

1684
01:13:09,740 --> 01:13:10,500
No thanks.

1685
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:13,460
I think it just sends out the wrong message.

1686
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,000
And she gave me this instead.

1687
01:13:16,540 --> 01:13:18,740
And a tin of Del Monte orange slices.

1688
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,300
I have never looked back.

1689
01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:24,000
What an amazing, amazing weekend it was.

1690
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:29,680
How are you getting on KKK Genkai?

1691
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:31,440
Any more forwards?

1692
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:35,820
Yeah, there's a forward as well by none other than Bill Cullen.

1693
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,240
Featuring.

1694
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,400
There's an epilogue to the four.

1695
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:45,680
Bill Cullen's forward to Jordan Peterson's chocolate starfish extravaganza.

1696
01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:48,740
Actually has its own prologue and epilogue.

1697
01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:53,320
Written by none other than me, Connor Williams.

1698
01:13:54,140 --> 01:13:56,880
And also, Bobo the Clown.

1699
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:01,240
Who is Europe's premier leading clown at the moment.

1700
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:04,240
He's toured with a load of the best circuses.

1701
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:06,160
Duffy's.

1702
01:14:07,620 --> 01:14:09,520
And a load of the other ones as well.

1703
01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:12,920
He was with that one Chipperfields, is it?

1704
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:16,420
But he left after he saw what they were doing to the elephants.

1705
01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:21,940
But he's fucking falling out of cars at the moment with Duffy's.

1706
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,980
He's spraying people with a little flower on his chest.

1707
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:30,680
And he's pulling out stuff from his pocket that you couldn't even believe was in there.

1708
01:14:31,780 --> 01:14:33,760
And yeah, he's a great clown.

1709
01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:35,540
And a stand-up guy.

1710
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:39,820
He's a stand-up guy.

1711
01:14:39,820 --> 01:14:43,480
He was actually at Dermot Desmond's fucking swank-a-thon last Tuesday.

1712
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,500
Myself, Geppetto, Sex and Baz.

1713
01:14:47,260 --> 01:14:49,480
And Mr. Tickles.

1714
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:50,960
We played a game of tag rugby.

1715
01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:52,660
Put on Tiesto.

1716
01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:57,420
And followed that up then with a bit of fucking hauling oats.

1717
01:14:57,980 --> 01:15:00,180
And we all took our tops off and played tag rugby.

1718
01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:05,480
And it was fucking pure, legitimate, good, friendly banter.

1719
01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:07,800
It's almost six o'clock.

1720
01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:10,480
Onto Dawson Street then, in the back of a new...

1721
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:11,620
It's almost six o'clock.

1722
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,800
Time to get down to your local Mercedes.

1723
01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:16,880
Do you learn to ask about test driving the new Mercedes?

1724
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,300
Fake Hobbs coin.

1725
01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:20,620
You're not going to get anywhere with that attitude.

1726
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:22,300
You've got to be in it to win it.

1727
01:15:22,420 --> 01:15:23,620
Hobbs coin or bus, baby.

1728
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:25,240
It's coming at you like Cleopatra.

1729
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:26,360
Hard and fast.

1730
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,720
Freight train O'Brien.

1731
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:29,800
Wants to let you know all about it.

1732
01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:32,300
And, um...

1733
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:33,460
It's almost six o'clock.

1734
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:35,860
Time to get down to your local Mercedes.

1735
01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:38,900
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1736
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:40,080
Thanks so much.

1737
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,260
Thanks so much, Dawson Street.

1738
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:42,340
So kind of you.

1739
01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:45,120
And it's great to be back in the saddle.

1740
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:51,680
Yeah.

1741
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,600
It's almost six o'clock.

1742
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,460
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1743
01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:00,920
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1744
01:16:01,540 --> 01:16:02,240
Thanks so much.

1745
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:02,260
Thanks so much.

1746
01:16:02,860 --> 01:16:05,500
Dan the Tan in the chat room there.

1747
01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:08,840
Asking, wasn't Hobbs coin supposed to be out tonight?

1748
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:13,060
No, it's going to be released next Tuesday weeknight.

1749
01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:15,140
Give my love to your father.

1750
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,160
Let him know he's invited.

1751
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:17,600
It's almost six o'clock.

1752
01:16:17,860 --> 01:16:20,460
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1753
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:21,800
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1754
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:22,560
Thank you so much, DG.

1755
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:27,620
Hobbs coin will be released next Tuesday weeknight.

1756
01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:30,700
As you know, I've got a lot on at the moment.

1757
01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:33,400
I'm Crystal Swing's tour bus manager driver.

1758
01:16:34,140 --> 01:16:34,860
So, um...

1759
01:16:34,860 --> 01:16:36,360
I have to fucking bring them around.

1760
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,500
They're embarking on a brand new swing set.

1761
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:39,340
It's almost six o'clock.

1762
01:16:39,340 --> 01:16:39,780
This week.

1763
01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:42,460
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1764
01:16:42,460 --> 01:16:44,760
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1765
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:46,600
Boys have thankfully tipped them for.

1766
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:48,900
Thank you very much for that.

1767
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,040
Sam Pellegrino.

1768
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,560
Please come back to us.

1769
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:52,100
I'm not sure.

1770
01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:54,420
I'm going to have to have a little word with San Celestino.

1771
01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:59,000
Who are completely 180 degree sponsorships of me at the moment.

1772
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:00,500
Dawson Street.

1773
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:02,100
Tomas Skelly.

1774
01:17:02,780 --> 01:17:03,220
DG.

1775
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,820
It's great to have you.

1776
01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:05,680
Thanks so much.

1777
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:10,120
Thank you very much for your kind hearted and generous tips.

1778
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:14,800
But I'm going to be driving that baby around the country.

1779
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:17,760
At a frightening and electrified pace.

1780
01:17:18,940 --> 01:17:22,000
We managed to get a hold of Derek Swing the last day.

1781
01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:24,360
After he was spotted in numerous locations.

1782
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:25,560
Kalini Hill.

1783
01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:28,780
Hucklebooking his way to success on top of that pyramid.

1784
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:30,940
Then out in Cabra.

1785
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:32,840
Behind a Yaris.

1786
01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:35,100
Just outside the homestead there.

1787
01:17:35,100 --> 01:17:39,580
Which nobody saw.

1788
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:43,160
Apart from the person who snapped that from a moving vehicle.

1789
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:47,080
Which was a standard E220.

1790
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:52,340
Then the apple green out in Enfield.

1791
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:56,080
Trying to flick a cheeseburger off the fucking counter there.

1792
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:56,880
Out Burger King.

1793
01:17:57,980 --> 01:17:59,620
And then finally the dolmen.

1794
01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:00,560
Portal dolmen.

1795
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,460
Which was a complete.

1796
01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:06,480
180 degree.

1797
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:09,220
I'm tempted to say 360 degree.

1798
01:18:09,660 --> 01:18:10,180
Besmirchment.

1799
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,820
Of one of our greatest.

1800
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:14,440
Monuments.

1801
01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:15,440
To.

1802
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,980
Older times.

1803
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:22,540
But he came back.

1804
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,380
And it's great to have you back.

1805
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,140
Derek Swing.

1806
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:26,780
From me.

1807
01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:28,040
Your tour manager.

1808
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,440
Want to say a big big thank you.

1809
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:33,300
For hucklebooking your way back into our hearts.

1810
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:35,040
And minds.

1811
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:38,400
And innermost thoughts.

1812
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:40,400
Last night.

1813
01:18:40,740 --> 01:18:41,420
I dreamt.

1814
01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:42,720
That you were hucklebooking.

1815
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:43,520
Atop a.

1816
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,840
A 120 meter giant.

1817
01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:47,600
Swing made of crystal.

1818
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,060
On top of the Empire State.

1819
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:51,500
Out in.

1820
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:52,880
New York.

1821
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:53,820
Manhattan Island.

1822
01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:55,720
One day.

1823
01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:56,820
I think dream.

1824
01:18:57,220 --> 01:18:58,500
Can become reality.

1825
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:00,600
We're going to make it there buddy.

1826
01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:01,380
Me and you.

1827
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,980
But we're going to have to electronically tag you I'm afraid.

1828
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:08,100
Because those shenanigans the last day were not on.

1829
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:10,460
And we will be docking you.

1830
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,260
Some of your earnings.

1831
01:19:12,620 --> 01:19:14,120
It is in the contract.

1832
01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:16,340
If you have any problems with that.

1833
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,280
Get on to my solicitor.

1834
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,120
I'm sure he can accommodate you.

1835
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:22,140
And he will furnish you.

1836
01:19:22,980 --> 01:19:24,860
With all the relevant information.

1837
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:27,900
And small print that you didn't read on the day.

1838
01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:29,380
When you put pen to pod.

1839
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,140
It's almost six o'clock.

1840
01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:34,660
Johnny Ronan.

1841
01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:37,960
Has just launched his sky base.

1842
01:19:38,620 --> 01:19:40,080
Above Dublin's Docklands.

1843
01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:42,020
You may have heard that Johnny Ronan.

1844
01:19:42,060 --> 01:19:44,000
This is live news hot off the press.

1845
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,120
Which is old news from the last day.

1846
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:47,220
But I'm going to tell you again.

1847
01:19:47,220 --> 01:19:52,440
A lot of consternation about him building a giant crystal tower.

1848
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:54,040
On Dublin's Docklands.

1849
01:19:54,980 --> 01:19:56,160
Well don't worry.

1850
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,600
He's now built a sky base in the sky.

1851
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:01,320
It's a massive.

1852
01:20:01,860 --> 01:20:03,540
Fucking behemoth.

1853
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,300
Of bricks and mortar.

1854
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:06,400
Glass.

1855
01:20:07,020 --> 01:20:07,620
Steel.

1856
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:09,720
And it floats as well.

1857
01:20:09,820 --> 01:20:11,720
It's an absolute physical nightmare.

1858
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,540
But that's Johnny Ronan.

1859
01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:15,000
It's almost six o'clock.

1860
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:19,540
Who has ambitions to kill hedgehogs.

1861
01:20:19,540 --> 01:20:23,940
And has actually changed his name last Tuesday weeknight.

1862
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,900
At a name changing ceremony.

1863
01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:29,360
He is now known.

1864
01:20:30,020 --> 01:20:30,940
As the evil.

1865
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:33,160
Johnny Ronatnik.

1866
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:35,380
And he won't take shit from anyone.

1867
01:20:35,940 --> 01:20:37,040
And he has imprisoned.

1868
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:37,820
Unfortunately.

1869
01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,580
He's imprisoned half of Dublin Zoo.

1870
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:42,320
Inside a contraption.

1871
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,020
Which only I.

1872
01:20:44,220 --> 01:20:45,280
Or a little fast.

1873
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:46,860
Sweet little dude.

1874
01:20:46,940 --> 01:20:48,080
Called fucking Sonic.

1875
01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:49,180
Can free.

1876
01:20:50,380 --> 01:20:51,280
Johnny Ronan.

1877
01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,540
Johnny Ronatnik.

1878
01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:55,160
We salute you.

1879
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:58,040
Your business acumen knows no bounds.

1880
01:20:58,620 --> 01:20:59,840
And your evil empire.

1881
01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:01,380
Has only just begun.

1882
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:05,000
Here's to the next millennia of the Skybase.

1883
01:21:05,740 --> 01:21:06,300
Please.

1884
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:10,080
Please invite me to your next Skybase.

1885
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:12,180
Blowout seshbang.

1886
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,560
Eddie Hobbs is on the line baby.

1887
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,320
He wants you to call.

1888
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:19,360
He only has good words to say about you.

1889
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:19,460
Yeah.

1890
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:23,500
What a sweet dude he is.

1891
01:21:23,940 --> 01:21:26,520
An absolute gentleman and legend of the fall.

1892
01:21:27,380 --> 01:21:28,600
Featuring none other.

1893
01:21:29,180 --> 01:21:30,220
Than myself.

1894
01:21:31,620 --> 01:21:33,320
Eddie Jordan on sax.

1895
01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:36,720
And none other than Eddie Hobbs on shoes.

1896
01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:39,480
The jazz band you never heard of.

1897
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,200
The jazz band you never asked for.

1898
01:21:42,620 --> 01:21:44,280
But the one that you fucking got.

1899
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,920
Bed Hobbs and Goose Sticks.

1900
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,140
We do everything.

1901
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:52,720
From seances.

1902
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:54,940
To fucking after sessions.

1903
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,020
We just came back there.

1904
01:21:58,140 --> 01:22:00,080
From the Fallon and Bern Funkathon.

1905
01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:03,560
24 hour all out blowbang.

1906
01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:07,200
Featuring balls of Dutch Gouda.

1907
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:11,440
Imported within 24 hours from Holland.

1908
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,720
As well as anchovies.

1909
01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:17,240
Prized from fucking underwater sea capsules.

1910
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,300
Out in the Mediterranean.

1911
01:22:19,180 --> 01:22:20,420
The place stank.

1912
01:22:21,460 --> 01:22:23,020
But we played and we played hard.

1913
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:25,620
We work hard and we play hard.

1914
01:22:27,260 --> 01:22:28,600
Also at the Fallon and Bern.

1915
01:22:28,700 --> 01:22:29,780
The Fallon and Bern.

1916
01:22:30,580 --> 01:22:32,940
The Fallon and Bern Funkathon.

1917
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:33,840
Cream Piper.

1918
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:35,800
Was the launch of.

1919
01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:38,500
Of Ivan Yates' new cookbook.

1920
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,660
Yates on plates.

1921
01:22:40,420 --> 01:22:41,940
Meals from the hard shoulder.

1922
01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:44,540
If you want a slice of this.

1923
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:46,500
Get down to Ethan's.

1924
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:47,980
Next Wednesday fortnight.

1925
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:50,660
Where he's going to be doing a live signing.

1926
01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:53,660
While suspended from the ceiling.

1927
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,260
Of Eason's.

1928
01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:58,040
I'm going to be up above in the rafters.

1929
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,720
Holding on to some steel wires.

1930
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:02,440
Which is connected to a harness.

1931
01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:16,800
He's going to be like this.

1932
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:20,080
Just dangling around.

1933
01:23:20,460 --> 01:23:21,840
With a little biro.

1934
01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:24,660
You got to be quick and get in there.

1935
01:23:24,740 --> 01:23:25,880
Because he's going to dangle around.

1936
01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:27,980
I'm going to be like Geppetto Sexton above.

1937
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,180
The puppet master of dreams.

1938
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:31,500
And every time.

1939
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:33,180
Every time he swings around.

1940
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,180
He's going to just go.

1941
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:35,700
He's going to do this.

1942
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:39,740
That's his signature.

1943
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,680
The artist formerly known as Prince.

1944
01:23:44,140 --> 01:23:44,460
Yeah.

1945
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:46,900
The fucking radio shock jock.

1946
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,600
Formerly known as Yates.

1947
01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:50,080
His new name.

1948
01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:51,120
Simply.

1949
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,680
Line.

1950
01:23:53,740 --> 01:23:55,700
It's almost six o'clock.

1951
01:24:00,020 --> 01:24:02,240
It's going to be a creamy few weeks.

1952
01:24:02,900 --> 01:24:03,800
After the event.

1953
01:24:06,860 --> 01:24:08,440
Sorry about that guys.

1954
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,460
Technical malfunction there guys.

1955
01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:11,580
After the event.

1956
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,100
Myself and Hobbs will abscond.

1957
01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:15,600
To the rooftop.

1958
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:17,640
The San Peli pad.

1959
01:24:17,860 --> 01:24:19,460
On top of the Easons.

1960
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,620
On O'Connell Street.

1961
01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:22,980
And we will board.

1962
01:24:23,460 --> 01:24:24,900
The San Peli copter.

1963
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:26,340
Which will bring us.

1964
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:27,800
To none other.

1965
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,420
Than the Hibernian club.

1966
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,340
In Stevens Green.

1967
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:31,480
Excessive.

1968
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:32,140
Yes.

1969
01:24:32,620 --> 01:24:33,040
Warranted.

1970
01:24:33,660 --> 01:24:34,180
Definitely.

1971
01:24:35,180 --> 01:24:35,580
Why?

1972
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:37,400
Because we are men.

1973
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,460
And we only fly.

1974
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:40,440
Luxuriously.

1975
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:41,780
Through the skies.

1976
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,020
This is not a drone.

1977
01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:45,020
This.

1978
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:46,960
Is San Pellegrino.

1979
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:50,120
Before linking up.

1980
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:51,600
With none other.

1981
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:54,200
Than Eddie Hobbs Goblin.

1982
01:24:54,820 --> 01:24:56,040
Who will be releasing.

1983
01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:57,960
His own batch.

1984
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,500
Of new cryptocurrency coins.

1985
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,760
Known simply as Hobbs Coin.

1986
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:05,580
He's been working on his thighs.

1987
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:07,060
For seven months.

1988
01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,000
And he's ready.

1989
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:09,960
To show them off.

1990
01:25:10,020 --> 01:25:10,640
To the world.

1991
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:12,920
He has the jester's toes.

1992
01:25:13,340 --> 01:25:14,840
And he's about to blow the beans.

1993
01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:16,240
Aboard the back.

1994
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:17,660
Of a completely.

1995
01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:19,000
Mind-bogglingly.

1996
01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:23,420
Mind-boggling propulsion unit.

1997
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,820
Known only as.

1998
01:25:25,260 --> 01:25:26,220
Propulsion Cloud.

1999
01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:28,340
His coin.

2000
01:25:28,580 --> 01:25:29,820
Eddie Hobbs coins.

2001
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:30,400
Are modeled.

2002
01:25:31,020 --> 01:25:32,420
On the Brit yokes.

2003
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:34,600
And his package.

2004
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:36,360
Is secure.

2005
01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:36,400
Is secure.

2006
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:36,400
Is secure.

2007
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:38,600
He has a codpiece.

2008
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:39,140
Made.

2009
01:25:39,140 --> 01:25:40,600
By none other.

2010
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:43,800
None other than.

2011
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,040
Fallon and Byrne.

2012
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:46,900
Manufactured from.

2013
01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:48,680
Pure Mississippi cod.

2014
01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:50,640
Harvested from the rivers.

2015
01:25:51,140 --> 01:25:52,340
Robert Johnson.

2016
01:25:52,780 --> 01:25:53,660
Summoned the devil.

2017
01:25:54,380 --> 01:25:54,940
Managed to get.

2018
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:56,480
Eric Clapton out of bed.

2019
01:25:56,740 --> 01:25:57,680
For less than fucking.

2020
01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:58,520
50 grand.

2021
01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:00,560
Himself and Eric Clapton.

2022
01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:02,100
Scoured the waters.

2023
01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:02,420
Of the.

2024
01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:03,880
Mississippi River.

2025
01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:05,440
Aboard a steam.

2026
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:06,480
A steam packet.

2027
01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:09,780
They launched their net.

2028
01:26:10,140 --> 01:26:11,260
Into the Mississippi.

2029
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:12,400
And caught.

2030
01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:13,580
The elusive.

2031
01:26:14,020 --> 01:26:15,140
Eddie Cod Goblin.

2032
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:16,400
And.

2033
01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:17,220
A manufacturer.

2034
01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:18,740
Took it to a fucking tailor.

2035
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:19,860
And a leather smith.

2036
01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:21,160
And manufactured.

2037
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:22,660
An Eddie Cod piece.

2038
01:26:23,060 --> 01:26:24,980
It's almost six o'clock.

2039
01:26:31,980 --> 01:26:33,260
Once he has arrived.

2040
01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:34,420
We will sup.

2041
01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:37,460
Sup from the chalice.

2042
01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:39,460
We will drink.

2043
01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:40,360
Plentifully.

2044
01:26:40,740 --> 01:26:41,560
From the chalice.

2045
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:42,300
Known only.

2046
01:26:42,660 --> 01:26:44,200
As the Eddie Hobgoblet.

2047
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:48,480
It's gonna be great.

2048
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:52,320
It's gonna be a blast.

2049
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:55,000
You're all invited.

2050
01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:57,320
But none of you.

2051
01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:58,680
Will be able to get in.

2052
01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:00,440
It's almost six o'clock.

2053
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:04,900
One last go of the race guys.

2054
01:27:06,780 --> 01:27:07,340
Now.

2055
01:27:07,340 --> 01:27:10,320
On 01685 9259.

2056
01:27:10,460 --> 01:27:11,280
Capital risk applies.

2057
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,140
For terms and conditions.

2058
01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:13,060
And security details.

2059
01:27:13,180 --> 01:27:13,860
See initiative Ireland.

2060
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:14,380
Dot IE.

2061
01:27:14,380 --> 01:27:20,200
In the wrong hands.

2062
01:27:20,580 --> 01:27:22,240
The violin can sound.

2063
01:27:22,380 --> 01:27:23,280
Like a nightmare.

2064
01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:24,420
But.

2065
01:27:24,860 --> 01:27:25,980
In the right ones.

2066
01:27:33,260 --> 01:27:34,660
It's almost six o'clock.

2067
01:27:34,780 --> 01:27:35,260
Stared chicken.

2068
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:36,340
Thank you so much.

2069
01:27:36,660 --> 01:27:38,760
Book your service.

2070
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:39,940
At skoda service.

2071
01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:41,200
Thank you.

2072
01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:41,820
Stared chicken.

2073
01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:43,780
Thank you.

2074
01:27:43,780 --> 01:27:45,060
The Paracity sale.

2075
01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:45,960
Is now on.

2076
01:27:46,140 --> 01:27:46,880
For more information.

2077
01:27:47,060 --> 01:27:48,300
Go to Paracity.ie.

2078
01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:49,680
Or call in store today.

2079
01:27:49,820 --> 01:27:50,100
Boom.

2080
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:52,640
For the second year running.

2081
01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:53,760
Tree Made by Music.

2082
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:55,200
Is showcasing the connections.

2083
01:27:55,580 --> 01:27:55,980
Music creates.

2084
01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:56,620
It's almost six o'clock.

2085
01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:57,460
Jim Corp.

2086
01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:58,300
Priest of Truth.

2087
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:01,820
Thank you very much.

2088
01:28:01,940 --> 01:28:02,740
Jim Corp.

2089
01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:06,540
The high priest of truth himself.

2090
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:08,100
Jim as chorus.

2091
01:28:10,780 --> 01:28:12,380
Off the ball roadshow.

2092
01:28:12,380 --> 01:28:15,700
Man.

2093
01:28:15,700 --> 01:28:16,540
Sport.

2094
01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:18,580
It's almost six o'clock.

2095
01:28:18,580 --> 01:28:19,320
Out of your mind.

2096
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:19,800
Get down.

2097
01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:22,020
Unlicensed hucklebucker.

2098
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:23,040
Thanks so much.

2099
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:25,460
Doing the gooses work.

2100
01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:25,800
Connor.

2101
01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:26,960
Thank you very much.

2102
01:28:29,660 --> 01:28:32,240
It's almost six o'clock.

2103
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:32,360
It's almost six o'clock.

2104
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:34,940
The impact old Morgan has had on English cricket.

2105
01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:40,140
Paul Rouse on this historic week for the game on this island talks about the history of golf.

2106
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:43,940
And will it bring you some of the best bits from our 20 by 20 roadshow last week.

2107
01:28:48,940 --> 01:28:52,260
Look at that.

2108
01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:56,300
Look at that.

2109
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,320
Where have you seen that hotel guys?

2110
01:29:04,140 --> 01:29:05,400
Where have you seen that?

2111
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:07,600
Where are you pulling these out of?

2112
01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:08,020
Connor.

2113
01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:14,100
Let's have a look.

2114
01:29:23,340 --> 01:29:24,100
Look at that.

2115
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:26,940
Recognize something?

2116
01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:33,420
Just like climbing a mountain, thinking about your retirement can be daunting.

2117
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:34,800
But it doesn't have to be.

2118
01:29:35,060 --> 01:29:37,060
I just put pens of paper on a new pension.

2119
01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:41,760
Where are we?

2120
01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:42,500
Where are we?

2121
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:58,880
Where are we?

2122
01:29:58,880 --> 01:30:00,080
Where are we?

2123
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:00,660
Uh, uh, uh.

2124
01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:03,240
In the hotel.

2125
01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:05,980
Someone was beaten very badly.

2126
01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:07,420
There we go.

2127
01:30:08,460 --> 01:30:09,020
Sumptuous.

2128
01:30:11,220 --> 01:30:11,740
Beautiful.

2129
01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:13,500
Absolutely beautiful.

2130
01:30:14,660 --> 01:30:18,200
Wonder can we, uh, place that hotel inside that hotel.

2131
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:19,140
Let's have a look.

2132
01:30:24,620 --> 01:30:26,160
It's not possible, guys.

2133
01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:27,900
Technical gremlins, guys.

2134
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:28,660
Sorry about that.

2135
01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:30,360
Thanks very much for watching, though.

2136
01:30:30,380 --> 01:30:30,960
It's about six o'clock.

2137
01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:32,360
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

2138
01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:33,440
It's been a lovely day.

2139
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:36,200
It's been a lovely drive time.

2140
01:30:36,940 --> 01:30:37,900
More tomorrow.

2141
01:30:38,720 --> 01:30:39,660
And thank you very much.

2142
01:30:39,660 --> 01:30:43,560
Mr. CD player.

2143
01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:44,880
Max Darwin.

2144
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:47,060
And the big hucklebook in the sky.

2145
01:30:49,060 --> 01:30:49,540
I...

2146
01:30:49,540 --> 01:30:51,540
Can't say thank you enough, guys.

2147
01:30:51,540 --> 01:30:52,960
It's almost six o'clock.

2148
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:54,080
Can't say thank you enough.

2149
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:54,820
Max Darwin.

2150
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:55,820
Mercedes dealer.

2151
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,040
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

2152
01:30:58,040 --> 01:30:59,120
Unbelievable, man.

2153
01:30:59,700 --> 01:31:00,660
Thank you so much.

2154
01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:02,640
How's it going, guys?

2155
01:31:02,740 --> 01:31:07,340
Connor Williams here with another beautiful second-hand Mercedes that's burning a hole in my garage.

2156
01:31:07,780 --> 01:31:09,040
I need to get rid of it pronto.

2157
01:31:09,340 --> 01:31:13,480
It's none other than the classic E220 CDI in palladium silver.

2158
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:15,780
I had a night at the palladium last night.

2159
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:19,660
And the only performance I witnessed was one which will haunt me until I leave the earth.

2160
01:31:19,740 --> 01:31:20,780
As long as I don't get caught.

2161
01:31:20,860 --> 01:31:22,860
Which I won't because there's new wheels put on that.

2162
01:31:22,940 --> 01:31:24,460
Everything should be A-OK.

2163
01:31:24,820 --> 01:31:25,300
Mercedes.

2164
01:31:25,660 --> 01:31:26,060
Quick look.

2165
01:31:26,140 --> 01:31:26,860
Leather interior.

2166
01:31:27,020 --> 01:31:28,800
Bluetooth surround sound as standard.

2167
01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:30,160
Completely re-sprayed.

2168
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:30,740
Re-cleaned.

2169
01:31:30,860 --> 01:31:34,280
Full 180 degree cleanup operation this morning.

2170
01:31:34,780 --> 01:31:35,500
Haven't slept.

2171
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:36,400
I'm fucking wrecked.

2172
01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:37,000
Back seat.

2173
01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,820
Plenty of room there if you need to stick something else in there as well.

2174
01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:46,340
Fortunately, I didn't because I have this lovely capacious big massive boot at the back.

2175
01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:47,420
Auto lock.

2176
01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:50,360
So you don't have to use your fingerprints until you close it.

2177
01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:52,380
Make sure you're wearing gloves when you do.

2178
01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:54,660
And get around again to the back.

2179
01:31:54,740 --> 01:31:55,300
I've seen that.

2180
01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:56,920
Quick look at the driving cockpit here.

2181
01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:57,860
So comfortable.

2182
01:31:58,080 --> 01:31:59,360
It really is a nice drive.

2183
01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:03,980
Which is peace of mind when you need to get the job done fast without alerting anybody.

2184
01:32:04,300 --> 01:32:05,860
You need that comfort, I find.

2185
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:07,000
So, yeah.

2186
01:32:07,060 --> 01:32:07,480
That's it.

2187
01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:10,080
The C220 CDI fucking SA's.

2188
01:32:10,140 --> 01:32:10,920
Palladium grey.

2189
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:12,500
Please give me a ring fast.

2190
01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:13,680
This needs to go tonight.

2191
01:32:14,220 --> 01:32:15,780
Enjoy the ride, Connor.

2192
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:18,960
It's almost six o'clock.

2193
01:32:19,580 --> 01:32:23,360
We're having a meet up there in 2020 at that hotel, says Museum Ghost.

2194
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:24,660
Not a bad idea.

2195
01:32:25,300 --> 01:32:28,680
Maybe we can hold a fucking grey goose seance out there.

2196
01:32:29,440 --> 01:32:35,140
But back tomorrow with my video diary of Silverstone.

2197
01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:37,340
What went on behind the paddock.

2198
01:32:37,340 --> 01:32:38,620
Behind the scenes in the paddock.

2199
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:41,000
There was a bit of hustling and harrying.

2200
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:42,680
Jocelyn and Jocelyn.

2201
01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:44,280
And, yeah.

2202
01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:46,100
It's going to be an absolute blast.

2203
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:51,200
We're also hopefully going to have access to the Sanselecopter.

2204
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:54,660
Which is going to be an absolute blast.

2205
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:56,860
Thanks very much.

2206
01:32:56,860 --> 01:32:57,880
Yeah, there might be.

2207
01:32:57,980 --> 01:32:59,200
Francis might be on later on.

2208
01:32:59,240 --> 01:32:59,880
I'm not sure.

2209
01:33:02,060 --> 01:33:04,880
He was in a bit of a Sapporo cloud last night.

2210
01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:09,080
So, I'm not sure if he's going to be on the Sapporo again.

2211
01:33:09,820 --> 01:33:11,960
He could be out of the Sapporo dome.

2212
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:13,480
In Japan.

2213
01:33:14,620 --> 01:33:16,560
Courtesy of the Mutant.

2214
01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:17,840
The Mutante.

2215
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:19,840
Thank you very much.

2216
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:21,220
High King Strife.

2217
01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:23,940
Let's do lunch.

2218
01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:24,720
Page me.

2219
01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:25,900
See you in Zurich.

2220
01:33:25,960 --> 01:33:26,880
Says High King Strife.

2221
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,740
Thanks very much.

2222
01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:32,960
The Mutante.

2223
01:33:33,820 --> 01:33:35,260
Francis passed on the message.

2224
01:33:35,420 --> 01:33:38,280
Apologies for his abrupt nature last night if you're watching.

2225
01:33:38,780 --> 01:33:40,480
But he was in a Sapporo cloud.

2226
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:41,900
And, um.

2227
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,560
It's almost six o'clock.

2228
01:33:43,940 --> 01:33:44,860
That's all, folks.

2229
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:46,540
I've been Connor Williams.

2230
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:47,940
You've been amazing.

2231
01:33:48,340 --> 01:33:48,580
Here.

2232
01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:49,740
And drive time.

2233
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:51,200
Test drive time.

2234
01:33:52,340 --> 01:33:53,200
Drive your life.

2235
01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:54,120
Get down to Zurich.

2236
01:33:54,560 --> 01:33:55,280
I'm Mercedes tomorrow.

2237
01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:55,880
We're waiting for you.

2238
01:33:56,420 --> 01:33:57,080
Thanks very much.

2239
01:33:57,420 --> 01:33:58,080
Good night and God bless.

2240
01:33:58,660 --> 01:33:59,020
Bye-bye.

2241
01:33:59,020 --> 01:34:05,620
Feel the friction of the soft, luxuriant rubber compound tire against the British imperialist

2242
01:34:05,620 --> 01:34:09,860
tarmac, leaving behind an acrid, smoky, and unsettling haze.

2243
01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:15,800
Not unlike the remnants of their empire, which once was, but is now dwindling, depreciating slowly

2244
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:17,280
on unto itself.

2245
01:34:17,600 --> 01:34:22,020
The history books inside the blighty schools tell tales of gentlemanly conquests, ending

2246
01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:27,620
with timely handovers and remorseless concessions, but speak nothing of the pain, the suffering,

2247
01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:33,520
the turmoil caused upon those into which it laid its regal fist, sword, and bullet here

2248
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:35,220
on Network 2.

2249
01:34:36,220 --> 01:34:40,520
It's a real race for the ages here at the British Grand Prix as we enter lap 24.

2250
01:34:41,120 --> 01:34:44,740
Every driver has cleaned his room meticulously before hitting the tarmac.

2251
01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:48,060
And that's something that I always want to tell people.

2252
01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:49,380
Oh my God.

2253
01:34:50,260 --> 01:34:51,860
Jesus Christ, did you see that?

2254
01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:56,460
Absolute blow bang there between for strap-on and shawl Leclerc.

2255
01:34:56,460 --> 01:35:00,360
A two-way funky fist-off between Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

2256
01:35:02,060 --> 01:35:07,260
Fires of passion rage on inside Leclerc's helmet, which is sweaty, tight, and needs a wash.

2257
01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:13,260
We journey into the new nightmare of lap 36, and Ferrari are making a real cock-bull whistle-stop

2258
01:35:13,260 --> 01:35:16,960
tour of this fucking maggot-bender right here, right now.

2259
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:21,260
Fatboy Slim on the Pirellis, wheel-to-wheel, ass-to-ass, requiem for a dreamer.

2260
01:35:21,660 --> 01:35:28,960
And it's a real sharp-suited screamer as the Ferrari boy makes a real fly-pass of the red bullock's balls.

2261
01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:30,560
Now, what's happening here?

2262
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:37,260
335 kilometers an hour as Bruce Ravon tries an absolute super-sexual triple-wank hand-pass of Vettel, but it's not GAA.

2263
01:35:37,260 --> 01:35:39,160
This is F1 all the way.

2264
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:40,760
Oh, right up the bum.

2265
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:43,360
No harm done, but there's plenty of harm.

2266
01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:44,960
No warning was given.

2267
01:35:44,960 --> 01:35:48,760
No meal, no cinema trip, no foreplay, no nothing.

2268
01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:55,960
It was pure, uninvited, rogering right up the red bull's ass as it was about to graze on the village churn.

2269
01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:57,260
And we've got a little bit of a replay here.

2270
01:35:57,260 --> 01:35:58,660
Look at that, Seb Vett.

2271
01:35:58,660 --> 01:36:02,660
Taking a cheeky's penis right to the back of Max for strap strap-on.

2272
01:36:02,660 --> 01:36:04,160
A complete double-pegger.

2273
01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:10,660
We've got flames, we've got sparks, we've got cars in the air and motor racing larks here on Network 2, lap 52.

2274
01:36:10,660 --> 01:36:15,660
And Lewis, the Lou Banger, Lou Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Hamilton takes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

2275
01:36:15,660 --> 01:36:21,160
British Grand Prix and Stormzy, shut up, is waving that checkered chickity choo choo.

2276
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:22,660
Thank you so much for all coming out.

2277
01:36:22,660 --> 01:36:24,660
I appreciate you all and to the team.

2278
01:36:24,660 --> 01:36:28,360
Thank you so much for the opportunity to be a part of this.

2279
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:29,360
Well done, Lou Doug.

2280
01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:32,360
Pulled out of the fucking rat sack again, man.

2281
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:41,360
As we cut live to my face cam now, as I shake up my big Moet and Shandon and spray the load all over your stupid face, Lou Doug.

2282
01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:44,360
Moet and Shandon courtesy of Bagged Street Wines.

2283
01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:45,360
Join the ride, Connor.

2284
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:45,360
Will you?

2285
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:46,360
Will you?

2286
01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:47,360
Will you?

2287
01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:48,360
Will you?

2288
01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:49,360
Will you?

2289
01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:49,360
Will you?

2290
01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:50,360
Will you?

2291
01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:51,360
Will you?

2292
01:36:51,360 --> 01:36:52,360
Will you?

2293
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:53,360
Will you?

2294
01:36:53,360 --> 01:37:23,340
Leprechaun

2295
01:37:23,340 --> 01:37:53,320
Leprechaun
